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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:37 AM // 06:37   #2321
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Reinforced catchers mit.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:38 AM // 06:38   #2322
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Umpire throws you out of the game.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:40 AM // 06:40   #2323
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Fast ball to the Umpire's groan. I'm so unsure of that spelling, 14 hours awake straight, ftw!
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:41 AM // 06:41   #2324
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Groin.

Jock strap.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #2325
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Jock itch.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #2326
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A fun scratch.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:43 AM // 06:43   #2327
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Girls are watching.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #2328
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Showing off your package.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #2329
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One of the onlookers is a man, who is enjoying the show.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46   #2330
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Show off your sexiness some more. Then walk off with his wife.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:48 AM // 06:48   #2331
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She has a penis. I'm not sure if i'm allowed to say...penis.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #2332
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Saying 'vagina'
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:55 AM // 06:55   #2333
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How is that an argument?

Menopause
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:55 AM // 06:55   #2334
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Life altering drugs?

Or body altering drugs >_>
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #2335
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Turning into a hippie.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #2336
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Adoption

whoops too late again...
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57   #2337
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Getting the shit beaten out of you by your 'siblings'.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #2338
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Selling 'siblings' to the black market.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #2339
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siblings take you along to the CHINESE BLACK MARKET!

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #2340
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Bring along the pet poodle as a distraction.

So..very...very...wrong....
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